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“Mario Kart”

 

Bowser, Toed, Mario, Wario, Donkey Kong and my favorite Luigi. Tough’s are a few characters from the Wii game “Mario Kart”. Let me take you through the steps of “Mario Kart”

            -Step 1. Select your racing card. To make a racing card press the black blank thing and enter your mii character and place your name. What this racing card does is keep track of your racing history, for example if you came in 1st place it will keep track of it. Later on you could earn more levels.

-Step 2. Select the number of players. There is also a option that you and another person can race against people around the world.

-Step 3. Select your player and kart that you will be racing in. You can unlock more players by playing balloon battle or coin runners.

-Step 4. Race by turning your remote sideways and tilting it each direction.

- helpful hint. To get an extra boost hold down 2 when it says 3 let go when it says 2 then hold down when it says 1. To move you have to hold down 2 the hole time and when you run into boxes with a ? mark on it press b to release it.

            So go and drag yourself to the game store and buy “Mario kart wii”  


 
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Pets are for People because……

          “Please, please, please, can we get a dog?”  I asked my father for the 100th, 1000th time.  “NO!” “WHY?” I asked.  “What are pets goods for anyways, some just make a mess” my Dad replies angrily.  “Actually, pets are good for a lot of reasons!”  Let me just get started.

          Pets are good for you if you want to show responsibility, ask for a fish and be responsible by feeding it, cleaning its bowl and giving it fresh water.  Then maybe your parents will see that you are responsible and trust you with other things too.  But remember, a responsibility is hard work! 

          “Oh no, go left, now right”  “CRASH” “Whoops” that is the sound of someone trying to direct a blind fellow but got fired.  Now how will she get around?  Well that’s an easy one, if you had a dog!  Some dogs are known for directing blind people around the house, town and pretty much everywhere. 

          “News alert, hiker lost on Grouse Grind”.  Other dogs are known for helping search and rescue or crime scenes by using their strong nose.  For example, the car crash and the police want to know if there is any alcohol involved; so the dog sniffs around the vehicle and goes crazy if there is alcohol involved.

“So please, please, please can we get a dog?” “ok fine, but I’m not picking up poop”.


 
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“Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy Birthday to Dad and Gymnast” (My  sister likes being called gymnast) “Happy Birthday to you” That’s the song that ended the CRAZY birthday dinner, let me back up a little............. “Good morning” My dad said to me as he turned all the lights in my bedroom possible on. Is that far enough for you? Well it is or isn’t I guess I’ll continue. I slowly tossed and turned, I looked surprised by the clock, it read “6:40am” I almost blew through the roof! I am NOT the morning kind of person ESPECIALLY  not on weekends. I slowly made my way out of bed and went to the closet to pull out soccer socks, my jersey, under armour, shorts, track pants, shin pads and a jacket that on the back read “Central City Breakers”, when I was done I slowly made my way 1 step at a time to get my cleats on. When I finished my father rushed everyone out the door in the 0 degrees weather. We all hopped into the car. It took a total of 30 mins to get there all because the car crash that happened at night, so we had to go around so we went into an ally and then when it came to an exit we noticed that the road was still closed so we kept going until we made it around. It turned out that we were the first ones there so we went to Tim Hortans and I got a chocolate chip muffin,theirs are the best. Then when we made it back to the field I got out of the car shivering and gathered with my team. (I’ll skip some more because the soccer game is boring so I’ll skip to when we got home after the soccer game) When we got home from soccer I rushed into my bedroom and covered myself in all my sheets I never have felt so cold in my life! (besides my camping trip a couple of years ago but thats a different story) I decided to have a nice warm shower. After the shower I got dressed up (not that fancy) and waited at the door because no one was at our house yet. Grandma and Grandpa were the first ones here, they got here at 3:30. Then my Uncle and Aunt and 3 cousins came shortly after like 4:00. They came in and got settled and My sister, cousins and I played mousetrap in the basment(I lost). Then My mom said we didn’t have enough food so we orderd pizza and all the kids ate pizza. after that my sister opend gifts and she got an I pod case, portable speakers, nail polish and 50 dollars. Then My dad opened his gifts, he got a caesar maker. Then we ended off singing and having chocolate cake. I can’t wait for my Birthday!














 
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“She shoots The ball is slowly making it’s way into the net and and and......... Its in!!!!!!!!! GOAL for Chaos which now makes the final score 6-1!” Want to read more? What kind of a question is that? Of corse you do! who wouldn’t? So I guess ill start in the morning! I woke up to the screaming of my sister, mother and father “ GET UP” but of corse I don’t get up, it was sunday no one wants to get up at the crack of stupid just to go out in the freezing cold and play a soccer game, it was so cold outside that you could see that little cloud and you know right away that it’s soccer season! As we were in the car I thought that I was going to fall asleep, I was as tired as a person that hasn’t gotton sleep in 200 decades! as we aprouched the soccer field I was excited and then posetive that we would beet this team and boy did we ever!!! As the team started to show up for a warmup before the game I lost a bit of confedince because of my teamates faces looked extreamly tired and they where walking like zombies waking up from the dead! Then before we know.... “TWEET” the wistle blew so we huddle up and screamed on the tipity top of our lungs “1-2-3 CHAOS!” and we all scerried onto the feild, I ran into my useale position goalie. As the wistle blew and the first touch on the ball was made we were more awake then I thought we were and somehow maneged to get 4 lucky goals in the back of the net in  the first half ; then the wistle blew and that was the end of the first half of this game and the score was 4-0 for us!!! As we were eating ornges at halftime my coach said 1 sentance that I was so surprised to hear (consittering that I am a fulltime goalie); and thoughs words were “Judy take your goalie stuff off your going to be up in forward scoreing goals” It was AMAZING! It was so fun! I never scoared a goal but it was fun being out of the net. There was 20 secounds left and we were winning 6-0 and then the referee had the whistle in his mouth all ready to blow then the back up goalie on our team let one silly goal in just because she thought the whistle blew! So pasicly we won 6-0 but we won 6-1. We still won and we had fun! If you play a sport then good luck and remember that it doesn’t matter if you win or loose just have fun!!